Saw this Twitter feed the other day - and thought, "yeah...that's me too!" Our love/hate relationship with salads...

  • “Oh, we’re $16 now.” - Salads
  • “Accidentally  just ate a full leaf of my kale salad that had NO dressing on it so now  I no longer fear death or Gwyneth Paltrow.”
  • “Buying salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it.”
  • “Dress for the salad you want.”
  • “Do you ever feel like you’ve been eating a salad for like hours and you’re still only half way done? WHEN WILL IT END?”
  • “I  long to go back in time and revel in that feeling of desperate optimism  that swept over me six days ago when I bought this bag of spinach.”
  • “If  I order a salad, it should come chopped, I already did all of the hard  work of ordering a salad and should not be expected to do more.”
  • “1. Wear Fitbit
    • Pack gym clothes
    • Pack salad
    • Go to work
    • Eat donut
    • Go out for lunch
    • Skip gym
    • Rinse and Repeat

Source: Buzzfeed

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